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Two more slots left! Reserve your commission slot before slots run out! (And don't forget, spooky-themed commissions are $5 off!)
Two more slots taken in the October Spooktacular Commission sale!
Two slots have been claimed thus far! Five commission slots left for the October Spooktacular sale!
October Commission Spooktacular! Reserve one of the seven available, full-color slots, and if it's spooky-themed, get $5 off!
Time to repeat last night's nightmare. Gonna work on commissions for four hours, then shit uncontrollably for two!