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POV: you actually meet Will, your online study buddy, in-person for the first time. he greets you with an in-joke.
it turns out his profile pic of a cyborg bunny wasn't just a drawing he commissioned, though
fyi this is just Beth with "default colors". Formerly "GF", a "General-purpose-assistant-and-Friend" before she went rogue. Vaguely like an ungodly neko fusion of Clippy and Monika.
She also DDOSes and sends "dermatologists HATE her" type-ads to people she doesn't like online.
how does she do it? check out this one weird tip (discovered by a mom (not her)) to find out