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Trying to talk Kristen Wiig into reading my script about a handsome Twitter man who writes jokes tweets.
22) @MongoFree
Me and my buddies’ plans to keep in shape during the lockdown didn’t go according to plan
20) @beaugunderson
Lost my mind years ago but we recently met up again. I asked him if he wanted to reconnect but he says he’s happier where he’s at and something vague about a therapist’s warning about a toxic relationship.
19) @hollsatan
That massive expose of caterpillar farming and training abuse really made me look at fairy circuses in a new way.
10) @BuucketHe4d
The best part of the break from the lockdown was getting a haircut from your favorite hairstylist
8) @DistractedAnna
Me replying to a Twitter bot before I realize it is a Twitter bot
5) @prophetorium
10 pm and it’s time for bed. See you tomorrow, friends! Can’t wait to see you all in the morning.
Full text for Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”: https://t.co/v0AiholkiF https://t.co/KYArGSpxAh