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Sasquatch is legitimately one of the best looking cryptids I've ever seen in real life, and I've partied at the hottest clubs, lived in Hollywood, etc. Unless you've met him in real life, you can't fully appreciate it.
When they say they want to get past your issues and your history and traumas and get to know The Real You but you know that’s all there is; there is nothing else; issues and history and traumas *is* all of the real you
When she tells you “sorry but I’m not dating right now, I am just focusing on me” and then you see her with a new boyfriend six weeks later
Your buddy who differs politically from you but you’ve both learned how to get along.