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The beautiful thing about home is that it feels good to leave, but even better to come back.
When Dent and Cobblepot are after your wife and she agrees to willingly come to you to bring you your money.
There's no other person he'd rather marry, fuck and kill.
𝐻𝒜 - 𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐵𝐼𝑅𝒯𝐻𝒟𝒜𝒴! 🎂
When you're lying shit-faced in a motel and wondering if you should give the dollar signs over her head a coffee break for her birthday.
-- Starter for @invisiblexghost --
𝙏𝙞𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙪𝙥!
𝙏𝙞𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣!
The lover's spat with Harley went out of hand earlier. The bat she clocked him with across the head was enough to make him see stars and take a nap. Joker didn't know how long he was out. For an hour?--