//=time() ?>
The truth is out there: #MikeWilliams cartoon shows the lighter side of alien life. #TheXFiles
Kid's party this weekend? Order in the next hour & we'll sort the card. (By Claire Stamper) https://t.co/Z8XaAKi1c8
Q: What's a crocodile's favourite drink?
A: Gator-ade. Or...
(By @SophieMCorrigan) https://t.co/RMC0vyGQK1
Happy #HumpDay everyone! Only 2.5 days until you're back to the weekend. https://t.co/CwuCTKjn3C
Know anyone who had an eventful weekend? Say congratulations! (By @girlvsworld) https://t.co/i5kpmKRFYW
We saved the best for last. Are you the ultimate Anti-Valentine? Take our quiz and find out: https://t.co/5sBGNoFxyf
Alternative Valentines Idea: Make them pancakes today & sleep in on Sunday. #PancakeDay https://t.co/O9R5uESO0k
Fed up with #love this Feb? Check out our #poem generator and smile! https://t.co/J5IVUVokLx https://t.co/gos2pjeWwJ
Early February birthdays need not be overshadowed by VDay! Cover your bases and celebrate both. (By @AndreaLauren)