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@PMBarraclough @alifrance5 Just wait until Spud starts doorknocking.
If those voters know what's good for them...
'I am sorry, sir, but Colonel Mustard is not available to take your call.
He is visiting his tailor.
No, not Angus. That's how rumours start.
Good-day.'
@vanbadham Brother Stuey is perfect for early morning TV because he's always on time.
What with all those Rolexes!
Since I drew this he's been promoted.
@TheKennyDevine Remember in 2016 when Cory, then still a Liberal senator, spent 3 months on the taxpayers' money living in the USA.
He was supposed to be on secondment to the UN but instead went off following Trump's campaign?
Cory came back to form, and then fold, his Trumpist political party.