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To the Pencil Pusher making laughable requests: Upper management would like to proceed with your request, although we could not acquire the exact paper you wanted. We do hope this Pink Slip is to your liking. -- Downsizer
How are we expected to get any work done with paper as thin as tissues? I request a new stock of 0.2mm thick paper imported directly from Cog Nation. -- Pencil Pusher
It is absurd and a waste of resources that the Chairman would approve a platform such as this. We already have Minglermail for mingling of any type. -- The Mingler
All shopkeepers will soon be receiving eviction notices. Please do not throw these in the trash again, otherwise we will be forced to take over to maximize profits. -- The Bloodsuckers
Toontown's holly-jolly festivities are now in full swing! So, we wanted to take a moment to share some of our festive favorites from artists in the Toontown community. Check out these TOONTASTIC pieces by @beetlewinqs, @fairygirl04db, @cogboss and @junkeni_ respectively.
Toontown Rewritten is currently looking to hire more 3D Artists. If you're interested in 3D Modeling or Animating, we'd love to hear from you! We've recently updated our 3D Artist application and challenge, so check them, and our other positions, out! https://t.co/mqoXqs37FX
TWEEEET! Thanks to YOU, we've reached 15,000 Twitter followers! Help us celebrate this momentous milestone by redeeming the code "Twitter15k" in Toontown from now until July 23rd 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PDT) to have another chance to grab the Legendary Blue Birb!
Mr. Hollywood is trying to take the spotlight from Operation: Crash Cashbot. Their smile is no laughing matter. From now until 11:59 PM Toontown Time (PST) on May 28th, Mr. Hollywood is Mega-Invading Toontown! https://t.co/ouJKBXH7GD
Check out this Toontastic piece of artwork by one of our community members! Here on the team, we feel it is us who should be thanking YOU, our community members, for making Toontown... well, Toontown!
Burn the competition with Team Hot Cocoa or Dunk the competition with Team Milk & Cookies! The 2019 Winter Laff-o-Lympics are now in full swing. Read all about how to participate and the rules here: https://t.co/FP87JLw9a0