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WE’RE AT ALA 2022✨come say hi at table 531 in the dealers hall! we’ll be selling some secret unreleased items👀💓and of course BeepBeep🎪
meet BIP BOP!🖤 he’s the circus HR and accountant- he wears multiple hats and is unhappy in all of them.
a small envelope flows out of the gutter. it tells you it’s been watching you hang out with its friends. it tells you to stop calling them monsters- they’re ghoulies!
you come back to the forrest for the last time. the monsters have turned it into a pumpkin patch. they say for you, they won’t charge an admission fee and hand you a pumpkin on the house-
you come back to the same spot with a massive sack of candy. a small envelope notices you struggling and asks for the sack-
before you even reach the exact spot, a mischievous bird swoops down in front of you and plops a small envelope on your head-
you come once again. a cat comes up to you with a small envelope in its mouth-
again you come back to the same spot in the woods. tiny purple rams graze next to you. a small envelope seems to stare at you… seductively..
you come back the next day feeling faint. a little envelope attached to a syringe calls out to you-