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//Can YOU make jaccuzi in your bathtub???
//We've all been in this position on the toilet before
//Leaning to the side while you fart/shart is relieving as hell
"It's time to wake up! I'll keep on gassing you until you're fully awake."
//Now this, this is what I wanna do
//Honestly, seeing someone do a chart on how many times they fart during a session sounds hot as hell
//Y'all ever be gassy WHILE eating?
"Time to give you a nice butt massa- AH! I-I wasn't expecting that from you."
"Bloated stomaches full of gas is such an amazing thing to see~!"
//Remember to not hold in your gas or else you'll end up like here here