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My kid asked me how to tell if a certain bug was a beetle. I said “listen closely and if it sings Here Comes the Sun it’s a Beatle” Oh man the hard stare she gave 😂
I’m waiting for my car to be fixed from hitting a pothole (yay LA rain). Dude next to me just burped louuuud 5 times in a row 😳🤢 #sendhelp
I tried to squeeze just a teensy bit of liquid blush out of the tube and instead I got
Happy #NationalIceCreamDay guys! Extreme ice cream is the best kind of extreme
Happy Star Wars Day guys! #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #StarWarsNotStarTrek
When you need to draw on your Wacom but the lotion you put on your hands is taking forever to dry