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Warning: This is a terrible joke.

Why was the Bosmer feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

"The curse of much knowledge is often indecision."

--Paarthurnax

Did You Know: Stendarr's teachings list Four Abominations that are the enemies of all mortals? They are:

1. Daedra

2. Manbeasts (Hircine's skinchangers/lycanthropes)

3. Risen Corpses (necromatic creatures)

4. Vampires

DYK: There are Knightly Orders for each of the Eight? They are:

Akatosh - Order of the Hour
Arkay - Knights of the Circle
Dibella - Order of the Lily
Julianos - Knights Mentor
Kynareth - Kynaran Order
Mara - Maran Knights
Stendarr - The Crusaders
Zenithar - Knights of Iron

Bolwing: "Why does everyone in this city look at me like I'm speaking gibberish?"

Sheogorath: "I can understand you."

Bolwing: "You...you can! Bless you, My Lord!"

--Speaking to Bolwing after becoming Sheogorath. What was previously gibberish can now be understood.

"Bretons are not an imaginative people."

--The Pocket Guide to the Empire, 1st Edition

"There have been many of the Dragon Blood since Akatosh first bestowed that gift upon mortalkind. Whether you are the only Dragonborn of this age... that is not ours to know. You are the only one that has been revealed thus far. That is all I can say."

--Arngeir

Did You Know: According to The Wolf Queen, Potema blackmailed her brother, the future Emperor Antiochus? In return for not revealing his enjoyment of Khajiiti pornography, Antiochus gave Potema a diamond broach.

Did You Know: According to a kebab recipe written by the cannibal Daynila Hlas, Argonian meat is tougher and gamier than the meat of Man or Mer? Sadly, she did not provide any information on how Khajiit meat compares.

"This one offers something tasty. Quench your thirst, friend."

--A Skooma Racketeer, offering you the opportunity to sample her wares.