Other people: "oh no! I'm so tired of being stuck at home! I want to go out!! I want to socialize!!!
Me, who would be perfectly fine staying at home all day and working from home but apparently works at an "essential business" and is still stuck going out to work everyday:
I may be straight but sometimes I fantasize about someone with big strong arms grabbing me by the shoulders, pinning me down, and giving me a tight hug telling me that they care and that my efforts are noticed so to keep working towards my happiness and goals
