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"C'mon lardass, you are the one who wanted the 'New Deep-fried Double-stuffed "Quintuplerito"© They have here. The least you can do is make it up the stairs"
Be careful logging back into old gainer apps- All that weight loos progress could disappear in a flash!
#JELLOCHALLLENGE21 EAT RAW JELLO AND SEE HOW LONG YOU LAST!
(Warning: consuming raw Jello packets may cause reaction with body's 80% water content, permanently turning you into Jello)
Did I make a new sona just for fetish fuel? Maybe.
But either way, Patch got themselves stuck into servitude at your local adult club. Please use them.
listen.. I'm not addicted I can stop any time I want. Who cares if its enough soda to last 2 months? I'm just really thirsty ok? https://t.co/7CxsaOxPMx
In retrospect, when the scientists told me not to open the door to the newly-created "Sentient, AI-infused Lard Being", I should have listened.