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Do NOT open before November 10!
The Tortoise and the Hare:
"When Mario finally came down from his shroom trip, he realized what he had done."
Deez Guns!
His Pokemon can cut down a tree, but can't give him a boost 3 inches off the ground.
The Last of Us problems:
The face of a broken mon:
At least he didn't call him Zelda.
If Sonic worked at Sonic...
Fallout beasts done in the style of Animal Crossing: