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That little wave of disappointment that hits you...
We've all had these battles.
According to Gabe, Gonarch in Half-Life came to be when someone asked, "Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?"
Stop!
Yup!
Exactly.
The Legend.
How it feels:
If this doesn't make you smile, you have no soul.
Pew Pew Pew! 🔫