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when my fiancé told his family that I’d be doing an original piece of art for our wedding invitations I’m hoping he remembered to tell them that I’m a cartoonist
don't anticipate an out-of-focus nightmare copy of this any time soon
What does your usual Tim Hortons order say about you as a human being? Probably nothing, but let's take a guess anyway
"If the Dog Poop Lady wouldn’t take responsibility unless she was caught in the act, then by God, I would bear witness to her crimes. I was Inspector Javert, and this woman’s dog’s butthole was my elusive Jean Valjean." https://t.co/JoNIvljm99