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An anonymous request from a dork who wanted my telekinetic hands on his dorky Super Soaker™️ briefs.
Let’s be real, they’re basically diapers and some nerds need them. Too many frontal wedgies can give them a weak bladder~ 😈
*A strange voice speaks inside your head* Not everyone is fit to be a good puppy. Some bratty boys, like dear Jasper here, are more akin to cats. Doesn’t he look better like this?
These two nerds have been giving me a lot of grief lately so I decided to serve up some nice telekinetic Justice! @Android0611 did say the world needed more centaur wedgies so I thought he’d enjoy a butt full of @CakeLordDork 😈