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A whole day for ass hm?
Well, allow me to jump the hell on board.
Someone made a wish somewhere to make me even more powerful, even MORE ravenous.
Imagine how unspeakably destructive my stomach was before, when I was an ordinary hippo.
Now look at me.
A hippotaur.
Can you imagine the force this tank can output after receiving some input?
"𝐀 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐝"
Tales that come to an abrupt and sometimes tragic conclusion are referred to as "bad ends"
Given the broadness of her backside and the implications that come from a hippopotamus of such mammoth proportions taking a sudden seat...
Something bad looking great.
@duncanroo Alphonse is an up and coming pro-wrestler!
Oh, but I'm NOT done.
Here's a SECOND mini-tale I did for Moofus that features my hippo, Mary-Rose sitting on the boy.
https://t.co/A3qDIe4Toj