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Disaster? I think not...
The only disaster I bring is me being a DISASTER OF LOVE~
... that sounded better in my head BUT STILL https://t.co/o497fSKa8L
Even new guys at work are all like "So you uhhh... you workout huh? You look like you do" and I'm all like
@UrusoNorsk I'm so big brain over here~
Like I've got all the cerebral wrinkles inside this dome piece!
Somebody April Fools me right now! I dare you!
Call me cute! Or give me whatever compliments!
I DARE YOU!