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@AuthorityCode being a massive pervert and edging my fat dick for hours on end until I ended up coating in between her cheeks, thighs, and her back with gallons of super fertile panda-nut. Totally do it again, though- don't even gotta ask
Art: @BlazeTheFox2
Please support him!!
Hey, I want y'all dorks to meet my new boy that I got from @iinkamii !! His name is Roy! He's a dorky bat who you're probably gonna wanna cuddle and such.
Also his name is a reference, so brownie points to whoever gets it!
Also he's getting a chode.
This is what I have to deal with. She just sits on me and starts wagging her tail until I wake up. She wants walkies, but it's eight AM and I haven't even showered yet.
Please, just give me ten more minutes, I beg you.
The pooch: @coffudoggu
Artist: @fluffedwing