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“I just came up with a really cute monkey Pokémon. What should we name it?”
“Okay, remember that stuff we used to
Burn people alive in Vietnam?”
It’s weird that Pokémon designers felt the need to let everyone know that Kadabra’s dick is hot to the touch
Just wanted to take a second to say I hate this little bastard and I hope he dies
Canonically all Pokémon are straight which is upsetting when you remember this