Erin Griggsさんのイラストまとめ

Middle-aged love:

Me: Turn on the corner light?

Him: ...wow, I thought you said "whore light."

Me: ...

Me:...!!

Me: ...TURN ON YOUR WHORE LIGHT! LET IT SHINE WHEREVER YOU GO LET IT MAKE A HAPPY GLOW

@ultabeauty @DavidLopezzz The irony of all the people screaming in the comments is that that the true arbiter of girlhood is, infuriatingly, still, constantly being told by the world you that you're Being A Girl wrong: cis, trans, femme, sporty, fat, skinny, introvert, extrovert, silly, serious...

We moved the litter boxes to a different room yesterday, right by the old room.

So...my 18 y.o. cat pissed ON me when I lay down to read before sleep last night, just stood on my hip and let loose.

Never before has she done this.

JFC cat, they were moved literally 20 ft.

Demon on the Other Side, lip quivering, tears trembling in lashes whispers, "No one's ever bothered to ask..." https://t.co/JtqAcfhLxI

Just quick-to-saute bbq shrimp and gallons of strong, lemony ice tea for dinner.

Maybe an ice cream cone later.

Too hot for forks.

@alwayscoffee I'm growing tomatillos this summer, and I'm soooo excited!

Plus several types of peppers, toms, onions (trying those for the first time, too) and herbs -- a proper salsa garden.

I'm psyched AF.

There's probably something in your fridge you should put in the freezer tonight.

(This message brought to you by the blueberries that now won't go to waste.)