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"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
The reclamation begins! Those nasty demons shall finally receive their comeuppance.
Thus, humanity gave themselves over to wickedness. Endless war was waged amongst themselves as well as foul creatures who sought to enslave or exterminate them. Orcs, goblins, dragons - even the dead would rise. The whole of humanity suffered their iniquity but all is not lost...