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Toadette farting is my contributation to today on this day for females. Why because I genuinely like Toadette and appreciate all the attention her farty fungi factory is getting recently this year!
Holy crap Lois! You think that's bad, remember the time Family Guy turned twenty? Because this is just like the time I made a Family Guy Funny Moment without a cutaway gag!
So I brought the Toadette farting game that just came out, and I have to say... it feels really good to have this cute gassy girl in one of the two best NSMB games! #NewSuperMarioBrosUDeluxe
Time and again I remind myself that age doesn't really matter. And ad to why? Well, Godzilla is both old yet young... he's 64 years old, and something like that is worthy of, well... this meme birthday pic.
If Nintendo's gonna be weird with their own 'lore' and whatnot, then I'm gonna do this shit. Peachette farting it is. And no, like life there is no reset button on this: https://t.co/HNMkp0ultX
Friday the 13th can be good luck also, because Captain Toad's excellent port came out today, allowing way more people to play as everyone's favorite mushroom, the farting Archivist Toadette!
Flintstone, meet Fred Flintstone, he's a modern stone age smol guy, see? From the town of Bedrock, making high quality rips is his guarantee!
Dry Bowser has been with us for 12 years at this time, and over 10 years as playable. I think he's at a much better point now than before. Remember when he didn't have his own tag for fanfiction? Man, it was rough.
#mariotennis is probably the first time to have Waluigi, a Chain Chomp, and Dry Bowser playable together... on the field of tennis, that is.
Dry Bowser. Why do I like him? Because he's a skeleton and a reptile. Two cool things combined into one, who wouldn't like that? It can go either way, but in this case it just works.