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🎧New Audio Alert🎧
Reno is following up on a lead that Cloud has been doing mercenary work around Midgar, but when he stumbles across someone who the ex-SOLDIER recently "serviced", he finds himself cutting a deal for information...
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🌴Animal Crossing Live Stream🌴
Join me and Alphonse @ 5 PM CST today for some high octane fishing, where we're catching EGG, after EGG, after EGG! Alphonse is going to earn his title of "Overstuffed Papa" before the night is through. Mark my words.
https://t.co/hC93FJ9iKI
🌴New Audio Alert🌴
Alphonse is introduced to the upcoming Animal Crossing New Horizons game by the listener, and he learns some of the basics of what's to come in this super relaxing island getaway! #AnimalCrossing Who is #TomNook?
https://t.co/lEnabr0ZkM
🎂Birthday Stream Announcement!🎂
Join me on March 10th @ 6pm CST for a very special birthday stream where ya boy will be playing the Final Fantasy VII Remake demo for the first time, and partying down with friends and fam! Hope to see you there!
https://t.co/hC93FJ9iKI
Say hello to the Alphonse Presents Meme Template! What is Alphonse presenting today? Eggplant emojis? A brand new car? Squeaky bunny slippers that he absolutely wears during sex? Meme to your heart's content! Be sure to share your memes and @ me with it!
🚨Valentine's Special Offer!🚨
Sign up at the $20 tier on Patreon before the 15th and you'll receive this exclusive Alphonse enamel pin! Not only will you get the pin, you'll unlock HUNDREDS of audios, including upcoming Alphonse treats this month!
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🎧New Audio Alert🎧
The listener, wearing one of Leon's hoodies to sleep in, knocks on the champion's bedroom door in hopes that they might be able to discuss their past but winds up getting lost in the present! Don't miss this special series finale!
https://t.co/FS8BQEpokF
🎧New Audio Alert🎧
Leon and the listener are running away together, but it turns out the only Corviknight carriages available were one seaters, so the listener takes a flight while seated firmly upon the champion's lap! Then, their past comes to light.
https://t.co/FozaP7gyHk
🎧New Audio Alert🎧
Leon wins yet another exhibition match under the bright lights, but the listener isn't impressed and accuses Leon of losing sight of pure competition in favor of appeasing his corporate overlords. 💸
https://t.co/d0NJTLbOW2