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Guardian Serga (@dylanstrategie ) thought he could apprehend size thief Sofia, butt now hes wedged between a pup and a hard space. Poor primitive gear can't stop science collies; looks you're just Behind the Curve, Dylan.
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #MacroMonday
Smoke em if ya gotten!
Art by @skonk @scarfofsilver and @goattrain
Characters credit to @skonk @urfurfurfurf and @jsk_244 !
Zed ( @ZedSilverclaw ) often bills himself as a master thief; but looks like he's just a master beneath after bungling a purse grab from Sofia. Now he's suffering a loose change of height after this Embar-ass-ing Failure.
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #Butt #micro
Jamie ( @Mt_Jamie_Larsen ) thought she was sitting pretty onTop Dog Sofia, til the collie turned the tables on her. Now the bun is rear-gretting things after Sofias makes her sit down with a harsh Re-Butt-le
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #Butt #macro
Gmo (@GeemosRants ) knows Jays been skipping leg day so he brings that pawcrastination habit to heel by stepping up the regimen. Although it remains to be seen how well Jay holds up Under Paw-ressure like this.
Jay @ https://t.co/NkIxnlJrkl
🎨 @SixSydes
#Paws4Effect #Macro
Kami ( @smashbrounite ) knows being an apex predatory is hungry work; but has the purrfect pick me up; a mousified Ivan ( @calamity_beast )
Tho, Ivan's not exactly on board with the lunch options around here...
🎨@PhilipKelton !
Hi Res here: https://t.co/SrFbC532th
#vore
KD ( @KingDeadWolf ) doesn't think the local robbers should bank on getting away with their heist. Instead he lends some sup-paw-rt to the authorities by putting his foot down on Mr. Moneybags as any Paw Abiding Citizen ought.
🎨 @goattrain + @emithegoat
#SPS2020 #Macro
@Deerpuff @fauxlacine Forget prime rib; gimme a cut of that flank steak!
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Oh jeez. Guess @ExMuffins really got growing with that size gain! The immense raccoon is big enough to influence the tides now; and seems to have acquired a Sat-elite of his own!
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#nothingbutt #macro
Some cheeky micro tried to sneak a peek at @OceanOtter while they were swapping out shorts - but there's Nullthing to See Here! The Pg-13 ott doesn't like leaving fans bummed out - so Otter gives em' some priority seating!
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #FatAssFriday #macro