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Fake Lighthouse Crabomination
Another eldritch horror known to the Taskforce, it uses it's lighthouse near shores to bait ships to it, then uses the ships (and the crewmates) as food. The lighthouse on it is NOT a natural formation, it was put there by a British sorcerer who
This is Mjol (pronounced "Mule", his name is short for Mjolnir) is a interesting sort, he is a member of the taskforce who is able to use magic, but his specialty is fire and lightning, he also has natural resistance to heat and fire, so attempting to use fire related attacks on
This Capybara is a prop for my fictional change org petition video (in particular a petition to Nintendo to add 2 pokemon to a future game based on the Capybara and the Earwig), though instead of mostly weird petitions such as Alex flintwater wanting his former lawfirm to drop
This is the Mad Dash
Based off the 1967 Dodge Charger... though I should note the charger of that year had 4 round headlights and this has 2. (note parody is fair use)
One of the shittier cars in history; the Mad Dash is the Charger's big brother. The engine is loud like
Turtle Horror of the Rus
Created in the late 800s by a Sorcerer to help defend the city of Kiev, it went rogue and retreated north where it has eluded capture for centuries, occasionally wrecking villages and farms in what is now Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus. A attempt was made