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Nobody's ever won one of these things. You just get to piss it off for 5 minutes by grabbing at it with a claw.
There's not a snowball chance in hell of Santa bringing any more puzzle boxes to this naughty boy.
MONSTERS, DRINK
Mike was never the same after Scully dared him to down a shot of tequila
A Xenomorph who wishes to remain anonymous remembers when news of the Alien Queen's passing reached their homeworld.
It interrupted the only TV transmission he used to watch.
“It couldn't have waited another 2 minutes!?”