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@RadicalHero @TheTalkingShrub my turbobro! Even if he does occasionally attack me with a sword,totally unprovoked.
#ImSingleBecause the princesses in this land just can't handle a sophisticated mature man like me!
@mlp_Celestia hey Pony Princess, remember this? >;D
Call me! Or I can just kidnap again,whatever works for you.
Look! Daddy's little fatty drew me a picture of his hopes and dreams!Isn't he just adorable?
@IAMLEMONGRAB NO DUNGON CAN HOLD ME!!!!
Also,I'm the only thing keeping Gunther from killing everyone.
Ice lightening bolts are fun.Just don't stick 'em in your mouth!
Lost three penguins that way.