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Now is possibly a good time to mention that I love Ed Miliband so much that I wrote a book about him called #ChaosWithEdMiliband (obvs), with him being a nice guy doing nice things like fundraising for owls, sorting his sock drawer and... wrestling https://t.co/RRZg7qOWO8
Can only really be one pick for my favourite book as a kid: The Twits. 8 year old me thought it was the single funniest, most disgustingly brilliant thing ever created, and it also - for better or worse - surely influenced my facial hair choices later in life. #ABookADay https://t.co/pOdYJBximD
@akhtron @orionbooks Forgot to mention your custom leather office chair for rolling into 307 acquisitions meetings
@akhtron @orionbooks on behalf of everyone at Orion I am thrilled to present you with your leather gift for loyal service...
*glass shatters*
The official Stone Cold Emad Akhtar belt and waistcoat. HERE'S TO THE NEXT 3 YEARS, CHAMP
*hits stunner, smashes cans of Irn Bru*