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Fam shows up to a date looking like this we're finding the nearest restroom and I'm getting down on my fucking knees
My man is wearing his eyeliner in bed
When you're an all-powerful Astral-Primal hybrid you don't have to worry about eye infections
The absolute humiliation of putting the fattest ass next to the flattest
Beelzebub's wings don't have feathers...
You know whose wings DO have feathers like that?
Faa.