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"Dear Mr. [THE CLOWN MAGE], it is with a heavy heart we must reject your application into the Guild of Magical Entertainers. After much deliberation, we have found that we simply cannot, in good conscience, endorse your existence. Have a good day."
exalted and feared in equal measure, this mage lives in the eternally dim and fog-filled halls of an abandoned theater. forbidding anyone from coming near him, he barks both his demands for tribute and vague wisdom from separate, discordant voices.
once known as "The Great Gastronome" after publishing a series of successful cookbooks, this culinary wizard is now mockingly referred to as "The Glutton Mage" after publicly announcing their plan to take a bite out of god