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It took 122 episodes but I finally caved and put a dragon in the series after trying SO hard not to, and it was WORTH IT.
Kris the Necromancers tragic backstory. I've written a chapter long backstory for these two somewhere, which I think I put on Patreon(?) - but basically this Sworceress recanted on their business deal to buy cheap swords, enchant them and hike the price up.
People always try to guess how many Eldritch Sea Monsters there are down there, but I'll never tell. There are actually two designs that exist and I simply haven't picked the one I think is funnier yet. Shrodingers Eldritch Sea Monster.
I think it went over a lot of people's heads that the Sword of Truth and the Sword of Dare are a pair until I pointed it out later. This isn't a very good joke, but Dare Guy is just kind of fun. He has an infectious joy for mischief. Lots of Flavourtown and Shaggy jokes.
The plot continues. The Demon King/Goblin's head looks extra big in the third panel, it sort of bothered me at first but I'm just rolling with it.
His eyes are green because he just absorbed the Green Godsword. And there's that moon again...
I'm never EVER going to hear the end of people saying it should be 'bladies', but I choose clarity over that nonsense.
Plenty of people complain those L's look like 2's.
This one gets posted a lot in LGBT+ DnD groups and stuff, which I think is cool. Glad you liked it.
I should have just made him change it to laughter so he died happy, but no, I tried to be clever.
Poorly received overall. 4/10.
It's a pocket dimension. They're pockets. A lot of people don't get that. The four eyed demon is hiding behind that speech bubble but only patrons got to see what it looked like this early in the series (because every episode goes on patreon sans speech bubbles).
Panel 3 really, really wasn't intended as a dick joke.
Also referencing the kiwi from 100 episodes ago was weird and not worth it out of nowhere. Harpe stole her ex-boyfriends shirt and she's wearing her own shirt as pants, after some accidental magical-armor-disappearing.
I decided to be a jerk and lampoon the Bike Cuck comic, but I'm really not mean enough for it to have been any kind of biting commentary. It's just about a guy who missed his sword a lot and that's all.