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@crash_tako Hey I'm @swordscomic here's some comics about swords
Maybe if I make my self-insert character a cute girl, people will read more episodes.
Must be time for your mandated 5 minutes of thinking about Swords.
#selfpromosaturday
Ļ̷̮̩̱̭̰̫̫̣̣̦̰̫̎̔͂͌͘͠į̷̫͍͔̜̝̲͆͊͛̋̏͒͆̈́̀͛̆̋̈́̽͘ḛ̷̰̃̍̓̓̍s̸̪͇̓̍̒̆̆̈́̌̾͒̈̚͠͝͝͝,̶̛̰̥̙͚̯͔͕͉̩̹̎́̽̆̃̑́̾̕͘͜ ̸̨̡̨̢̨̛̠͉̤̩̺͇̪͎̙̜͋́̑̕ä̶̧͍͎̰̜̮̦̤͕̿̄͝ļ̸̧̡̠̘̲̘̙̗͍́̈͛ͅͅl̷̥̼͋͑̌̊̇̉̾͠͝ ̷͖̌͌͝l̸̡̧͉͕̥̼̭̻̬̮̲̍̒̍́̿̇i̴̼̲̬̱̪̲̞͐̀͒̎̃́̈́̑͛̉͂̀̒͜ͅë̸̢͍͖̫͉̺̫̹͖̺̥͎͂͑̒͑̐͗͂̄̋̈́͐̿͌͠s̶̢̲̞̱̤̗͉̼͎̲̬̗̩̑́̐
ą̷̨̯̟͙͛͂̈́̏ṫ̷̛̤̥͎̜͚̎̃́̐ ̷̧̮͕̼̝͉̆͆̋͑̍̀͜l̶͉̼͔̱͖̠̖̮̹̙̃̍͂͊̔̀͘͝ͅa̸͎͕͉̱̤̮͓͓̖̬̩̼̿̎̿ͅs̸͙͕͕͉̖̳̣̈́͛̑̉̂͒̆̿̏͝t̶̡͎̹̝́̋̕͝!̵͖̱͕̘͇̗͖̀̂̅́͂̃̄͆̕͠ͅ ̴̦̹͈͕̣̰̙͈͛̏͒ͅt̵̬̮͔̫̱̤̺͔̹̥͔̍̏̀͜ͅͅh̸̡͔̩̟͓̹̯̲̖̥̭̐̍̈́̂̅̋̔͜ẻ̶̡̻͎̯̠̹͇͈̙̲͕͍̯͒̓̀̌́͌̀͒̈́̀͜ ̶̫͎̪̱͕̗͕̫̳͕͈̤̦̮͕͌͑̈́̀̆́̂̀̈́͒̅͂s̵̨͖̥̹̼̬̯͈̾̓͒͌̊̌̒ẁ̴̛̛͓̎͋͋͌̔̒̓͝͝ord of
I also found that, on average, a user was reading 32 episodes per visit to the website. I assume this is because they get a bit tired and need a break, rather than any particular episode. So I put an ad break in every 25th episode to let people digest what they just read.