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This is Quest Sprout. Please be kind! Quest Sprout is just a small baby who wants to go on quests.
This is Chad. His mother was half-human, half-sword and his father was half-orc, half-sword, which makes him a quarterman-quarterorc-halfsword.
This is King Hilton, Joyeuse's father. He was trained by the Sworcerer and the Monster Magician to hunt for the Godswords, but he unknowingly had half of one all along. The God of that Godsword, Baltad, instructed him to build a Kingdom, as per his original prophecy.
This is Joyeuse. She is the Princess of Hiltshire, the main Kingdom of the series. Her father gave her one of the five plot-heavy Godswords and then her brother ate it.
This is Xiphos. He is Harpe's father, the King of the Barbarians and a devout fanboy of Kargob, the God of Darkness (who is very cool).
This is Harpe. Her parents are the Barbarian King and Queen, but she has aspirations that lie outside the Barbarian Badlands to become a Knight instead.
More and more people need a crash course in Swords lore, so here we go:
This is Bread Knight. He collects gear. His sword is a bread.
This took about 5 minutes, so I could do every Kanto Pokemon in... *crunches numbers* 12 and a half hours... if I really tried.