I am made out of sugar, I will crumble all over your kitchen floor and attract cockroaches. You'll never ever get rid of them. I hope they remind you of me when they crawl across your skin at night.
corpse merch plushy.
Very durable to allow you to squish the life out of it, comes with t-shirt to protect its dignity. very small arms, cannot do anything like smash things or pick itself up if it topples over.
"he's not a man but he's everyone's husband" doesn't hit as hard in english but that's his gender. also he's "stealing men away from their wives and wives from their men" according to sources.
face ref bc I am trying to cure my inability to stay on-model when drawing my OCs
