glintyyyさんのイラストまとめ

finally saw a high school student watch senran kagura in a class; he was watching a scene with visible groping before I told him to cut it out

the student then was bold enough to ask me if I knew what senran kagura was and that he was writing a "harem fantasy story" fanfiction

sometimes when I sub, I get a walkie-talkie

don't really use them; all the chatter I hear is just stuff that doesn't concern me

but today I overheard the word "lockdown" amidst the chatter as I was teaching; co-teacher and I looked at each other

never shut a door so quickly

morning at elementary school; talking to staff in cafeteria when student I was an aide for for 2 months stands near door

me: hey morning kiddo

kid: *slowly walks up and hands me some clothing*

me: ... what is this

kid: my brother picked it up off the ground

he runs to class

4th grade; students are working on math sheet - spotted odd name on one:

me: your name is thanos?

kid: yeah *does the snap*

me: ok ok nice but make sure you fix it so you don't lose points when your teacher sees

kid: but I'm serious

me: ... no way *check roster*

>Thanos C.

traveling with family to cancun is not how I wanted to start 2023

>stray cat when seeing it won best indie game

korea won against portugal

and I missed it

went to sub for a school that was the first to give out laptops for school use when I was a middle schooler - talked to office receptionist:

me: if you could just give me a sub chromebook for attendance and stuff

staff: sure

>hands me a macbook air in its box and all

walking on my elementary school's campus; was seen by some 4th-6th grader:

student: hi mr. lee (the music teacher)

me: I'm not mr. lee kiddo

student: don't lie to me

???????

earthquake drill was today:

me: this is a drill, so make sure you're on your best behavior

student: so there's going to be an earthquake?

me: no there's no earthquake, this is a drill - it's fake

student: I'm going to die?

me: no you're not

student: I'm gonna die