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I'm all alone in the world. Won't you take me in?
@faithlessknives Yes!!! Let's have fun!!!
I am your child now. Don't try to fight it.
You'll take me with you, right?
Please adopt me. I won't ask again.
@batgenderr Let's play catch!!!
Don't you just love me? Won't you adopt me? Well, won't you?