a one-man murdertwunkさんのイラストまとめ

we could've had it all

this is more like eighth grade vs now bc I spent high school in a terrible misguided attempt at femininity
but the Angry Hoodie Kid was alwaya lurking within https://t.co/DuutENEZPj

my own meager contribution:

are you happy now? do you feel satisfied?
did you really need me to spell out the fact that jiang cheng never got a second date because his find-me-a-wife wishlist prohibits tops?
you already knew that
the power was in you all along
peg this man. make him cry. do it for me

if you ask wei wuxian if he's ever been pegged he insists he's been taking straps since he was a baby, do your worst, jiang disciples fear NOTHING
it takes you getting your harness on and three fingers in his canonically amazing ass for wei wuxian to realize he's in over his head

look at this man
so pristine, so morally conflicted, so eminently shovable
flip xiao xingchen over, get him out of his own head, and give him a fun reason to cry for once

honestly there's no point in me judging whether or not you should peg xue yang
if you're a reasonable human being you're already vanishing in the opposite direction and if you want to peg him anyway saying that one or both of you will die is just gonna make you hornier

wen ning is a sweetheart who tries his best to make people happy but wen ning is also a hard top who would really prefer to focus on you
if he really thought it was important to you he'd try it once but neither of you would get anything out of it