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Clark is an innocent farm boy going on Halloween night to investigate the spooky barn to try and catch the creature that keeps draining the blood of all the chickens and Lex is the creature in question who is also going to drain Clark's [redacted]. Happy Halloween.
"I had issues" KLSJFDLKSF
I love that Lex is like "killing superman is the most important thing to me" but when superman dies hes always sad and whenever theres a bigger threat hes immediately willing to team up with superman and act like they never fought LMAO
Lex is physically incapable of talking about Superman in a way that doesn't sound gay (action comics 871)
Sometimes I sit in the smoking section
Hoping one rogue spark will land in my direction
And when you stomp me out, I scream and I'll shout-
"Let it happen, let it happen, let it happen"