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Haha @astrologymona_ that’s so funny. You’re also ordering for yourself. What’s with people these days not having anybody to order for? Ah.. so sad. So so sad.
— x1 Bamboo Shoot Soup —
#CafeMortem
Oh. @GENSHLNANON . Ordering for yourself. Alone. On a Friday night? Pathetic. “What? I’m really hungry, pal. And lonely.”
— x1 Sakura Mochi. —
#ClubMortem
🍰🐰 nya nya nya ~~~~~~~ !! UwU ^_^ @uyuqmilk you got an order !! >_< from an anonymous secret admirer ^_^ so so so kawaii ^_^ 030 0_o they left a message “hope u like it, stupid”
— x1 monoceros cake —
#cafemortem
#girp #genshintwt #gitwt #girptwt Please order from Cafe Mortem. I am getting payed minimum wage.
🍰🐰 UwU @AllieTea1 you’ve got an order >_< nya nya nyaaa ~ ! so lucky OwO >_< from an anonymous sender ^_^ they left a message! “ur gay as hell and a simp , take ur drink and desserts lmfao”
— x1 kaeyas spit x1 sakura mochi —
#cafemortem
🍰🐰 someone has ordered something without putting their name >_> 030. Please contact Scaramouche immediately. You have 10 days before I will be at your door. I hope you freeze in Dragonspine.
— x1 goulash —
#cafemortem
🍰🐰 UwU nya ~ ! @Ajaxthe11th_ you’ve got another order 030 ^_^ ^_^ 030 youre sooo famous nya ~ ! they left a message “CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD GOSH” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAHH WAAHHHH” [YELLING]—“
— x1 ominous dango —
#cafemortem
🍰🐰 O.M.G hewwo @albdoprnz 030 ^_^ a secret admirer >_> ^_^ >//< has sent you something …. !! you’re sooo lucky UwU
— x1 childe’s spit —
#cafemortem
🍰🐰 OwO what’s dis ? @lumitysbee you have received an order from @ENKANOMlYAN >_< ^_^ 030 they left a message “the message is you’re gay (lmao) but you’re also my best friend. ty for being here.” UwU so cute ~ !
— x1 rainbow cupcakes —
#cafemortem