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Calling Out Come on, man. Just be normal.
FUN FACT: This is where the term “banging” comes from
My forever mood
ARCHIVE: Pick Me Up When your heart rate is also the high score
Redo Blink twice if you need help, buddy
Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in
This is 100% going to be me
ARCHIVE: Final Request If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.
Happy #MayThe4th, those of you who celebrate #MayThe4thBeWithYou
This feels like a totally reasonable reaction