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Employer: we need a blood test from you before you're hired
Me: nah
Employer: excuse me?
Me:
“@daliaxcecibel: Just going to eat ice cream and listen to Antony Santos all night bc im a depressed bitch” I miss u
#ThingsPornTaughtMe the plumber is not always just trying to fix the pipe
“@michhelllee__: Where does Albert get these pictures? Im very curious lol” a magical box
“@ohmyandyy: im gonna get a guitar. bitches love guitars. #andylogic”
“@Basiax3: I wonder how much work Albert has to do to find memes to respond with...” None. My arsenal is infinite