Alex Pardeeさんのイラストまとめ

Hey kids! Next time you have a blister, don’t pop it! Get your parents to heat up a scalpel or a sharpened fork & carefully cut off your blister. Then, wrap it in bologna & put it under your pillow. Mr. Blister will come harvest it & leave you a rare stamp for your collection!

It’s easy being a serial killer when you got your silly hat on cuz everyone’s like “nah, he didn’t do it, he’s too silly.”

“I’m Sorry” Collaboration between Sam Kieth and I. Go read Sam’s new MAXX/Batman Comic series Arkham Dreams NOWWWWW.

Signed Open Edition 8x10 prints are FINALLY available on my site after 3 years, which means there’s new ones as well as some gross classics. Only $20 each. Signed, bagged & boarded. More will he periodically added in the future so keep checkin back. https://t.co/K8QUx69Eoy

Finally got to try out the skunk blood I got for Christmas. Mixes nicely with vinegar. #Brightmares

New Year. New Fear. 💀🎉

#Brightmares

Turkey Kid says thanks for the turkey, kid. #HappyThanksgiving I like you all a lot.

So, did you know I designed a one-player game-mat for @edmundmcmillen's "Binding Of Isaac" Card Game? Did you know that you can pre-order it for a limited time?? Did you know if you DO, your pancreas will never suddenly explode! HERE: https://t.co/MI4LO5CUuR

Just when you thought you got away with it. #WITFd. (WITFd books and toys now on https://t.co/y9aHiWspiP BTW).