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Potion of conifaction, my best invention to this day. Only 99$, see the results, cute isn't it?
I present to you Wilson my assistant! Not sure what he is working on right now...
Didn't seal my potion of sleep properly last night. Seems like it has gone bad, wonder if I can still drink some.
Mr Dimples seem to have... ascended. I found him like this in the back of the shop with a couple broken vials on the floor, sadly the labels were unreadable.
Today's experiment, an attempt at making a blood-sucking urchin. Wilson must have mixed up the "vampirism" label with the "cuteness" one on the vials...