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the look she gives me when i give her something she does not deserve
(she has not gone more than 2 days without shocking someone for no reason)
teacher, my ampharos ate my homework
(i graduated long ago but still she was never like this as a flaaffy)
pancake thief caught maple-handed
(she has no concept of trying to hide anything she does)
she's still grumpy because she didn't get any carrots or celery during the super bowl