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Fun Fact: The source of Superman's super-hearing is his oversized right ear.
@mr_oberts Does Superman have super-hearing, or does he just rely on his gigantic right ear to do the trick?
@mr_oberts He can't even blame another writer for adding kids to his scripts, either.
"Of course! The Mountain of Judgment!" thought Superman, not realizing that he'd just confirmed his status as the most jaded person in the history of the universe, ever.