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Your ideal ship is the "I love a woman who could kick my ass" anime image paired with the "you're stupid I like that in a man" anime image
You are PRAYING, DESPERATELY, TO EVERY AVAILABLE DEITY, that everysingle fan theory about her being his mom never becomes canon
You're a goofy ass who wants a bad bitch to sit and/or step on you
You have a liking, no, a craving, for inserting angst into cutesy things simply because you can
What your favorite Sonic The Hedgehog ship says about YOU!
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Look I'm perfectly fine with a character staying single by the end of the story, but people gotta understand that when it's done with a character who has, "wanting a girlfriend" as one of their main traits. It's inherently unsatisfying because there's no closure. Unrelated pics:
salty thank you for the inspiration https://t.co/w04oSkYlJC
@DanGuy96 oh speaking of ugly cgi Pinocchio love interests. this girl from Pinocchio 3000. she becomes his adopted sister at the end despite the fact that they are presented as love interests for one another, so that's not great. Have I mentioned that this film's ugly
@haloreachgandhi @attackdogsco AWW SWEET
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