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Every other day I think about how @LongTallJodie should letter Judge Parker and King Features Syndicate should make a job just for her to letter Judge Parker
There's rumors there's gonna be a new Suikoden game so it is now legally Chris Lightfellow Appreciation O'Clock
Hello, everyone, turns out this time last year Estelle was breaking up with Wilbur, again, because he threatened to kill her cat, kicking off his adoption of a pug, angry karaoke battle with his ex, dropping said pug off with his ex, going on a cruise, and refusing to drown
Oh my GOD the only thing preventing Jared from being The Worst Man is the fact that Wilbur Weston exists
@jordannwitt Shuuji: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TERRIFYING DISGUSTING CREATURE
The creature in question:
Oh y'all we got a JUNE BRIGMAN NIGHTMARE SEQUENCE coming up and I can already tell this one's gonna be GROTESQUE
WILBUR YOU LEAVE IRIS ALONE, SHE'S DOING *FANTASTIC,* DO NOT DRAG HER BACK INTO A WILBUR STORYLINE
AND *YOU* WERE THE ONE WHO DUMPED *IRIS* BECAUSE YOU MET FABIANA, YOU ABSOLUTE CHOWDERHEAD
THE S M A L L E S T T H I N G S
Jared, I say this as someone who likes star wars. You gotta cut back on the star wars, my guy